Hi MTV, welcome to my bio! At the age of 3 i was 5’9” and 170 pounds and rippin’ sub 6 minute 5ks…nothing has changed for 16 years. Some would say I am a gym nut, I bench at least five pounds and curl almost 10. I like to say that I am an extremely humble individual; with that said, I like to cover up my washboard abs with a thick layer of fat so i don’t intimidate anyone (generous, I know). When I am not at Bucknell, I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I’ll just figure it out. My best friend is Ben Affleck and I am convinced that I never learned how to read, I just memorized a lot of words.